In NYC for 48 hours now; I'm staying in Ina's fab loft in Brooklyn, with fellow houseguests The Yes Men. Last night we went to a packed art opening, where Ina's boy Graham Parker was representing. Some of his current work consists of various pieces constructed from snippets of SPAM, the Patriot Act, and other interesting literary sources. Last night he was distributing newspapers composed almost entirely of excerpts from spam, 419 scams, and other online noise.

We also managed a 7 way lollypop orgy - all the disease vectors of a regular orgy, but none of the fun! I'll just leave it at that.

Today I should be meeting up with my friend Adam Levine - no, not THAT Adam Levine - and tomorrow I'll be relocating to a hotel in Manhattan.